I could write a book!

The sweet Savannah from the joy of living nominated yours truly for the stylish blogger award....could it be because she loves my blog...or is it because we have been best friends since grade school.

Thats for you to decided ;)

So here goes 7 embarrassing or funny moments. I really could write a book but most of them are a little bit to fresh for me to fully appreciate. Or even laugh at quite yet....but

• When Candi and I were 5 years old we used to try to impress and wow adults with our super human strength (as if our matching oversized pink glasses and matching bobs weren't enough.) We would walk up to a helpless grown man and each grab a leg and try to lift him up. I am still not sure why we would do this. Candi ended up with a hernia.
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• My 5th grade pleasantly plump self thinking that I was completely alone and busting dance moves that would have made Brittany Spears envious and the Backstreet boys want to date me. Only to discover that I had an audience watching through the crack in the door.....I still remember the horror I felt when I looked over at my sister who couldn't breathe she was laughing so hard.
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• My 7th graded flat chested self borrowing with out asking my older sisters nursing pads, only to be discovered by another older sister ... in front of all of her high-school friends. My first mistake was being a non lactating 13 year old wearing nursing pads. My second fatal mistake was wearing a white shirt that was a little to sheer ( of course it was paired with a Cow print pleather jacket and black pleather pants.....got milk anyone.) On second thought my outfit  was definitely my first mistake. 
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• My 9th grade extremely shy sleep walking self waking up snuggled up to my brother in law. I am just recently able to make eye contact with him again.
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• Having braces, glasses acne and a bad perm at the same time. It was a deadly combination and knowing that EVERY guy at Prospect middle school liked me.
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• After The Husband and I shared our first kiss him saying "thank you CANDI." sorry mister wrong twin.

• Or on my honeymoon coming out in something sassy only to completely trip and injure The Husbands leg. If you want to kill the mood that will work like a charm every time. Guaranteed.
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• I just found one of my high school journal and feel a need to write an 8th embarrassing story....this is a direct quote mind you I was 17 " I drove my Moms escalade home from church today, it is a 45 minute drive up windy mountain roads. I was really nervous and am still not a very good driver but it is coming slowly but surely."........when I read that entry I couldn't stop laughing.....maybe I shouldn't have been given the keys to a luxury vehicle.....
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• Have a beautiful day!! 

Edit: I completely forgot to nominate a few of my favorite ever so stylish blogger for this award....drum roll please...Candi from New Kidds on the Blog and Korin from These are the Days! along with this prestigious award (this award is prestigious right??) you have to share 7 embarrassing/funny moments. I really am on pin and needles and cant wait to here your guys!