Ten{ish} facts about the Johnson family you never cared to know!

1. The scripture in Mathew that says"man can not live on bread alone." Doesn't seem to apply to my sweet Jett-Jett. He sustains life off of bread, waffles, macaroni and bread...;) what a dream of a diet!
2. I woke up from the dead of sleep and decided to spell miss Wynn Charlotte nickname Winnie instead of Wynnie.....a life altering decision has been made indeed friends!
3. My husband is the most incredible cook...it is a blessing and a curse! I may never be thin again! He will spend hours pouring over cook books and websites and create something that taste like heaven....and he even washes his dishes as he goes...is he even real sometimes?? 
4. Me, I distain cooking........I often wonder if Kyler was aware of how deeply rooted my anti-domestic skills were in the kitchen if he still would have wanted to get hitched to me??My motto in life has always been to love and cook with reckless abandonment or with the least amount of planning and the fewest ingredients possible! Kyler you are one lucky man!
5. Winnie has become a certified expert of the army crawl, it is like she is gracefully swimming across our hardwood floor....and Jett seems to think that she is always trying to chase him :)

6. With a little elbow grease I can totally get Winnies hair in a bow!! I almost shed some tears out of excitement! A friend told me that it was going to make the tiny strands of hair she does have fall out. But after looking at the cuteness of it all we are willing to take our chances! She totally works the bow!
7. Jett has been watching so much Diego (Dora the Explorers animal rescuing cousin) that I am 98% sure that when he does start talking he will be bilingual!
8. I am completely in love with two year old humor! Jett can't even breathe when I do something completely hilarious like put my shoe on my head....It is so gratifying to have someone finally realize how dang funny I am! Thanks Jett and Winnie!

9. We went to a charming little parlor last week and my children did so.so.so good! I am still pinching myself! So we tried it again and they still did great...and if you read above you know I am not a lover of cooking (only eating) I may try to keep this goodness streak alive!
10. After I got my eyelashes done I gave The Husband my best "doe eyes" and told him that I planned to keep these beauties up forever! His face was priceless but unfortunately eyelash extensions are not! I love them! They have bee the perfect little pick-me-up! No matter what  life throws my way at least I have long eyelashes..right?

*Bonus: I have been wearing hot pink on my toe nails since 2009

There you have it! Ten {ish} facts you never really needed to know!

Have a great night friends!

We are over and out!